WANT AD

What I am looking for is a noise expert. I need to learn to distinguish between the death sounds of the Congressional Republicans and the honest clatter about the financial crisis. I think I am a fair layperson at this already due to listening to so many cable broadcasts. And maybe the noise expert could also let me know what happens when the alphabet is bankrupt.....it seems the acronym disease has infected the whole scene. It is pandemic now.....with these latest TALF's and PPiP's.......it's causing me to have a serious case of zzzzzz's.

graysmoke